I will not gloat. Most of you would be gloating with me, anyhow, but for those who were on the other side of this election, I truly am sorry that you are upset. Everyone has issues they stand for and believe in, and no matter what they are, it is difficult when you feel that your beliefs aren't being represented.
Now on to the good stuff that we can all enjoy, despite political affiliation:
HYSTERICAL. And before you get all judge-y about drinking on the job, consider the insanely long hours she's had to put in her entire life in preparation for the big night, as well as the stress of the job. I'd be tossing them back as well!