Friday, November 13, 2009

Eviction Notice.

Note: I saw this on another blog I frequent, and thought it was hilarious and oh-so-fitting!

Pregnancy Eviction Notice

Dear Baby B,

Pursuant to the provisions of this pregnancy, you are hereby given an eviction notice and notice to vacate, on or before December 28, 2009, the premises and appurtenances owned by B, Mother of the City of Bellyville, which premises are now occupied by you. The current tenant has 45 days to gather her belongings and vacate the premises or she will be physically removed from the property. She is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to property damage caused by these unapproved renovations, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal.


Sincerely,
Your mother

Thanks, Jen, for posting this originally - too cute!

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